1) My uncle once: had these funny frogs with velvet and corduroy bellies and the Loch Ness Monster on his coffee table. 2) Never in my life: have I been hungrier than I am right now 3) When I was five: we moved to Colorado 4) High School was: fine 5) I will never forget: “I’m not real! I’m not real! Mom! Mom…there’s something in your teeth… no wait. Get mom…” 6) I once met: Nick Lechey at the Cheesecake Factory 7) There's this girl I know who: had cows that got tetanus 8) Once, at a bar: I got my mom to say she’d get a tattoo 9) By noon I'm usually: waiting for my 11:45pm teacher to pull herself together 10) Last night: I made my husband get up at midnight to take out my contacts 11) If I only had: a new roof, a new driveway, a hybrid, a hospital willing to repay my student loans, a cat that didn’t pee on the carpet 13) I smell: my space heater burning my leg 14) What worries me most: never catching up to my financial debt 15) When I turn my head left, I see: a glow worm 16) When I turn my head right, I see: Emily lurching around in a fit laughter and snorts 17) You know I'm lying when: I start giggling inappropriately 18) What I miss most about the eighties: Ace of Base 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Bianca 20) By this time next year: I’ll have twins and an English bulldog, Nick will have three kidneys, Emily will have straight teeth and we’ll all live someplace warm because we’ve just won the lottery. 21) A better name for me would be: Ghetto booty 22) I have a hard time understanding: W. 23) If I ever go back to school I'll: sit in the same chair I did yesterday. 24) You know I love you if: I shave your back 25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Mom, Nick and Krista 26) Never ask me: for anything before a biochem exam 27) Take my advice: don’t take biochem 28) My ideal breakfast is: a Grande half decaf latte with two pumps of hazelnut and Huevos Rancheros 29) A song I love, but do not have is: that one Mattisyahoo song that I can’t understand 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you hold your breath 31) Never ask (insert name of last person you spoke to) for: Nick for the remote during COPS (filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement…) 32) Won't anyone: please feed me????? 33) If you spend the night at my house: every cat in the house will sleep with you 34) I'd stop my wedding for: a laughing, snorting little girl 35) The world could do without: cats that pee on the refrigerator 36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: a refrigerator that a cat just peed on 37) My favorite blonde is: Kreeesta 38) Paper clips are more useful than: toothpicks 39) If I do anything well, it's: waste time on the computer… 40) And by the way: Emily just farted. 41) The last time I was in the mall: Mom made a new friend in the Apple store 42) The last CD I played was: Arlo Guthrie 43) The last CD I purchased was: Jack Johnson (Curious George) 44) The last movie I saw was ----- and it was -------: Office Space and it was really funny when that one guy was on the beach mumbling about salt and he could shut that whole place down if he wanted to… 45) The last thing that made me laugh was: Krista’s colon cleansing Xanga entry 46) The last thing that made me cry was: a Mastercard commercial 47) At 10AM tomorrow I'll probably be: at the gym… or maybe dreaming about the gym. It’s too early to tell… 48) Last meal I cooked was: chicken noodle soup 49) Random song lyric: “I'll make you banana pancakes, pretend like it’s the weekend now. And we can pretend it all the time, can’t you see it’s just raining, there ain’t no need to go outside…” 50) What are you wearing? Blood Drive T-shirt and cozy molar slippers 51) Popsicles are: not Ben and Jerry’s 52) Do you floss? Yes, sometimes 53) Last time you got laid? Wait, I’ll be right back… 54) Was it good? Of course, have you seen my husband? He’s so hot. 55) Kool-Aid is: best in blasting’ berry 56) I always wanted to touch: a bear 57) Bush is: someone we’ll spend the next 20+ years cleaning up after 58) Dogs are: smelly when they’re wet 59) Right now the weather is: soggy 60) Right now I feel: like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight. | 
